why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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