she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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