I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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