how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Randomize
