She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
