We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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