I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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