I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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