i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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