You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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