I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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