I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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