Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The struggles of a small town man whore
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
