last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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