I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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