Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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