I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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