I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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