Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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