weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
So. Much. Porn.
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