i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
