This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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