he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just invented taco cereal.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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