Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
