Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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