Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
