im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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