You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
