what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
