i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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