No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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