Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
