sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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