would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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