Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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