Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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