I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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