She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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