your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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