speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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