Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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