Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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