What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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