glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
