apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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