i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
How naked do you want me to be?
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