She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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