that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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