so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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