So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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