so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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