I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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