why didn't you poke me back
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize