I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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